Jersey

verb: the act of pulling one's top over their head in a physical fight, as seen in a hockey game.
jersey, jerseyed, jerseying

"Did you see that? He just got jerseyed!"

by Sh4v4l October 22, 2008

New Jersey

Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above

The correct answer is :

FUCK NEW JERSEY

"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"

"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."

by fuckthemotherfuckinnj July 3, 2009

New Jersey accent

Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.

Examples of this accent:

Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.

This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,

however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.

Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?

Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.

by Gaylady215 August 20, 2016

Jersey Girls

What Jersey guys have to settle for until they actually gain the ambition to leave the state

"Wow that girl is pretty and not a bitch, are they all like that. They're not like Jersey Girls at all," a typical Jersey guy after he talks to one girl not from jersey.

by jersey insider December 2, 2011

jersey fresh

fresh as the delawre river---------

the river smells like shit so does all the produce

this tomato is jersey fresh

by jerseyfreshagain July 26, 2009

south jersey

The southern and better part of New Jersey. Philadelphia is our city - we love our Phillies & Eagles (no matter how many times they let us down) and life without a WaWa is non-existant. Although many people out of state and/or country think we have a Philly/New York dialect (the Jersey Shore Cast), NONE of us talk like that down here. Maybe some up in NORTH jersey, but it's better down here, trust me. We don't even have what some of you people call a "South Jersey "accent - that just sounds weird and it's not even real..the person who made that up must've been talking to someone obviously not from around South Jersey and decided to call it a "South Jersey" accent. Anyway, most of us are friendly down here. We have the best of both worlds...lots of big cities and some country side, unlike North Jersey, all factories & smelly. We have fresh air to breathe. In the summer, we all go to the beaches.. the real Jersey Shores (Sea Isle, Ocean City, Wildwood, Cape May, Stone Harbor, Avalon, etc.) . You can go on rides, go on the boardwalk, and enjoy the fresh ocean air. Even though South Jersey is the better half on NJ, nobody likes it. Ask anyone and the only reason they are probably staying in New Jersey is because of the beaches. We know everyone hates it, but hey, someone's gotta live here.

" Hey Bill, ever been to South Jersey?"

"Yeah man, it beats North Jersey by far. You can actually breathe down there. And the beaches rock."

"Whatever dude."

by lalalala3 August 21, 2011