Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

Jake paul

When you think your better than everyone else and your ego is bigger than ksi's forehead

Man, your such a Jake paul.

by Ksi and Simon July 28, 2020

mrs jakes

autistic retard

hey its mrs jakes what a fucking idiot

by Dougiebrooks February 18, 2020

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Jake paul

Is super cringe

Jake Paul is Cringe

by Mraihanhafiz March 28, 2021

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019