jacob foxworthy

he's cool he juul hop in the pool lookin like a fool

he thicc a peice of sh!t but they know he lit
he stand up they sit he can be a real b!tch

yo digidy dog you got jacob foxworthy over there?

by diggidy/on/your/dog April 23, 2019

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

Jacob Harrod

A dude who wasn’t on the urban dictionary before this, so he is irrelevant (oh and he needs friends)

Jacob Harrod needs friends

by Wheyheyheyhey:) October 25, 2020

Jacob watts

They are dickheads which make fun out of you also classes as chavs,Racists and motherfuckers

:) p.s if you are unlucky enough to meet one then it will be a sad experience for you

Oh look at that Jacob watts he's a bully

by Awesome sawce May 30, 2018

jacob radermacher

Jacob is the kind of guy everyone thinks is shy. Its not until you get to know him that you realize how wonderful he is. You get attached, he treats you right. And when he breaks your heart, you fall apart. If you break his, you will quickly realize how much you screwed up. He's amazing. You love him. He's amazingly perfect...gorgeous, smart, sporty times 10, and a heart of gold. Never give up a chance to get to know him. If you got him, your the lucky one.

Jacob Radermacher: sporty and kind and extremely loving

by laurenloveshimstill September 30, 2017

Jacob Sartourious

THE CrINgieSt guy in the cringe hall of fame, LOOK HIM UP

OMG IS THAT A FRIKIN JACOB SARTOURIOUS WALLPAPER I GOTTA GET IT

O O F O H Y E A H J A C O B, R I G H T, T H E R E

by MemeNstuff February 19, 2019