jacob foxworthy

he's cool he juul hop in the pool lookin like a fool

he thicc a peice of sh!t but they know he lit
he stand up they sit he can be a real b!tch

yo digidy dog you got jacob foxworthy over there?

by diggidy/on/your/dog April 23, 2019

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

Jacob Katauskas

Jacob Katauskas is a guy who has a hobby of tickling little girls in their sleep. Sounds weird but we got our own weird thing🤷 ♂️

Bob: Hey bro did you hear that Emily got Tickled by Jacob Katauskas?

Bill: Oh no way! Eh it happens to everyone

by OrangeChiken736 May 16, 2021

jacob radermacher

Jacob is the kind of guy everyone thinks is shy. Its not until you get to know him that you realize how wonderful he is. You get attached, he treats you right. And when he breaks your heart, you fall apart. If you break his, you will quickly realize how much you screwed up. He's amazing. You love him. He's amazingly perfect...gorgeous, smart, sporty times 10, and a heart of gold. Never give up a chance to get to know him. If you got him, your the lucky one.

Jacob Radermacher: sporty and kind and extremely loving

by laurenloveshimstill September 30, 2017

Jacob Harrod

A dude who wasn’t on the urban dictionary before this, so he is irrelevant (oh and he needs friends)

Jacob Harrod needs friends

by Wheyheyheyhey:) October 25, 2020

the jacob effect

when a guy named jacob turns every girl he wants to date gay.

man what happened to elise? “ oh she just experienced the jacob effect, she no longer likes men

by lowkeymads June 18, 2021

Nicholas and Jacob

The perfect couple. Nicholas is Short but scared to admit. When joking around with someone, he usually pretends he's taller because he probably stuffed his shoes to make him taller. Jacob is no better. He always thinks someone likes him and he usually likes pretty girls who aren't interested in him. He will also write about girls on here because that is the best idea he can do to get someone back

There is no simple example but... Jacholas.
Nicholas and Jacob are the perfecto couple

by orangemummy February 2, 2022