Jesus Girl Scout

A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness

Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”

Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020

Zaddy Jesus is sus

A handsome man that is suspicious

Zaddy Jesus Is sus while playing among us

by FreePeche October 8, 2020

jesus lugo

Cool Dude that is simply built differently

My man Jesus Lugo is simply built differently. So it is justifiable as to why he went 140 on a school zone

by Luzzo October 18, 2020

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021

zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

by the-great-jet December 1, 2021