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jesus time

1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.
Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.

OR

Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--
by Solocidal January 30, 2008
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Jesus Strap

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.
It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.
by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008
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jesus bravo

A young man with enough will power to achieve anything but too lazy to really try. Handsome, above-average penis size, and a beast in the sheets. If you're looking for good sex look for a Jesus Bravo. Athlete type of guy who is a hard worker and also funny and serious at the same time. Overall, an amazing character that anyone can hang around with.
Damn, Jesus Bravo really made me laugh today.
by bravobeantacos November 3, 2013
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jesus freak

A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.
Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."

Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"

Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."

Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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Jesus Fuck

-noun
1. An ecstasy-inducing religious experience.

2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

-interjection
1. An exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"
Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you hook up?

Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got in the way, so we decided to Jesus Fuck instead.
by BetaBlocker July 8, 2010
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Spic Jesus

Jesmani Alicea, located in Attleboro, MA 02703
Jesmani is a spic, and the next jesus, so he is Spic Jesus
by SeanDaley March 2, 2010
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Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.
Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity
by Krashlia July 4, 2012
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