James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

James by Owen447 January 27, 2022

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James

James will be the guy who is in love with your best friend but won’t admit it .

Have you heard about James

James by Brooke the best girl ever January 28, 2022

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James

james is a know it all and makes too many ur mom jokes

P1: There is this annoying kid who keeps saying your mom!
P2: Oh that must be james

James by somethingmysterious101 January 31, 2022

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James is a dick
He's probably sweet at first but turns out to be a cunt.

Girl: Oh my gosh! James has cheated on me!
Boy: It's because he's a dick.

James by bigbumlover2020 February 3, 2022

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