Irish Buttplug

When a potato is placed in the rectum of a gay man.

Did you hear? Dave gave himself an Irish Buttplug!

by dghdsakygky September 5, 2012

Irish Bus Bomb

Irish Car Bomb done to gigantic proportions using a pitcher and a rocks glass instead of a pint and a shot. aka instant blackout.

"dude, i think i drank an Irish Bus Bomb last night. My head is killing me, i cant remember shit, and im not in the right house!"
"Yep, sounds about right"

by djbadlt July 26, 2012

irish bastard

When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her

Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit

by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019

Irish Amnesia

Irish amnesia is an extreme version of the cold shoulder. When an Irishman with a short temper is annoyed with someone he may ignore that person's entire existence.

Dude, what's up with Eamon? I'm talking to him and he is staring right through me like I'm invisible.

Dude he's pissed at you, and he's giving you the Irish Amnesia treatment.

by anonymous November 2, 2019

irish morning

when you wake in the morning to a man-ish woman and the aftermath of several drunken choices breathing in your face.

"hey man... i think i killed someone the other night and i havent been able to get rid of this itch since then."

"shit sounds like one hell of an Irish morning you had."

by the seven wharfs March 17, 2014

irish goodnight

When the person you've been texting with all night just goes to bed, unannounced. Usually because they've been drinking.

Janice had 6 40s while we were texting last night, and then just went silent and gave me the ole Irish Goodnight

by West side cereal killer May 15, 2016

irish eyeopener

morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.

I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.

by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014