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Irish Fire Drill

Pulling a fire alarm in a crowded bar for no apparent reason.
When we were hanging out at O'Brian's the other night and Ryan McMurphy was just standing there, quietly drinking his Guinness, I should have known he was about to pull an Irish Fire Drill.
by Isosceles June 11, 2013
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irish donation

The act of defecating on a sixteen-year old girl's chest while wearing a leprechaun suit.
At last year's St. Patrick's day parade, Dillon got so wasted that he left an irish donation on the chest of that cheerleader that passed out in his loft.
by Hanis Polo March 2, 2008
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irish popsicle

An Irish popsicle is when you masturbate or jerk someone off using a potato
“Hey Jimmey! I heard that lass Maeve gave you an Irish popsicle yesterday
“Ye that is right Mclavish, you can tell she really cares for me!”
by Norwegiangal June 22, 2019
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Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich

An accounting strategy used by hundreds of US based corporations to reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean.
XYZ corporation used the Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich accounting technique to avoid $100M in US corporate taxes last year.
by varnent January 5, 2013
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Irish headphones

When two Irishmen insert their dicks in your ears and cum. They then later tell you that st. Patty is in their semen.
I was so drunk last night that I let these guys give me Irish headphones
by Dr. Prater August 11, 2010
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Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.
"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."
by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
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Irish vacuum

When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.
Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”
by Faze klan March 9, 2020
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