butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log

Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood

by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.

Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?

by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.

OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.

by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015