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internet 

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.
The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".
internet by Anonymous June 18, 2003

internet explorer 

A worthless program that crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&...(You get the picture) and gets worse with every version
Internet explorer kicks its users out so frequently it's just a worthless waste of hard drive space. The government should mandate that Microsoft remove internet explorer from future versions of its windows because the program is so fuckin abysmal!

internet 

People who make blogs ruined the internet.
internet by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Interesting 

A nice way of saying ugly.

Used when a friend asks you a question about appearance that you don't want to answer.
No! Of course not! You look... Interesting.

internet 

An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.
He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!
internet by Glorioso July 6, 2004

internet fad 

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
internet fad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004