j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 15, 2011

picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 05, 2008

hoe pants

An item of clothing generally worn from the waist to the ankles that's used to accentuate a heightened level of attractiveness and promiscuity when engaging in acts of prostitution and other sexual activity

"She wanted to wear her hoe pants to more effectively allure the men over at the joint."

by foxnews4kids April 23, 2017

Smanchy Pants

Referring to girls underwear or panties of the Smanchy variety... ie. are very dirty, unwashed, smelly, ect... Smanchy coming from the word Smanch which is a very unpleasent description of the female neather regions.

I think it's time to do laundry... all my panties have become smanchy pants.

by fortheloveofmellow July 23, 2010

Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

by Popsp24 September 07, 2011

Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

by Butcher's pal July 18, 2009

ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013