im

(txt) short for "I mean"

How do you like those cakes?
"im they were okay but, I'm not a fan."

by Rostanium February 4, 2022

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

Im not gon hold you

The Toronto slang "I ain't gon' hold you" means:

"I won't lie to you"
"I'll be real with you"
It’s used before a truthful or blunt statement

Im not gon hold you, that was mad funny.

by ayyjay,elliott,pablo,xavir,dan December 18, 2024

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

by Player1inuhurbandictionarytbh October 13, 2023

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024

im bored to death

a phrase often used as a hyperbole to express how bored someone is.

1: Im bored to death.
2: Have you tried searching boredbutton.com? drawing? writing every single variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and searching for it on this website? learning a language? making a flag? making a language (conlang)? making a web series? making pizza? opening a restaurant? writing your name in every writing system in the world? counting to 10,000,000? watching a web series? searching for grammatical mistakes in wikipedia and correcting them? playing a boardgame? learning how to program? read a book? downloading a game? modding a game? binging a series you have never seen? watching a movie? making a fantasy book? creating a fantasy world? writing alternate history? making a map? taking photos of your location? searching random places on google maps? coining a new word? creating a nation following the montevideo convention? going to every single member state of the united nation? have you tried-

by Arpee2763 July 4, 2025

imes

very handsome with lots of ladies under his posts. gets moody, but is also sweet sometimes. poops 3-4 times daily. do not mess with him while he is driving or bring cake near him, he might bite you.

Hey who's that donkey? Oh that's just Imes!

by pipemepippie November 10, 2020