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im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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im 6ft

I HAVE 5 BILLION IN THE BANK. FUCK PERIODS AND CRAMPS. I STAND WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS
Im 6ft
by Hejkelelwlsld November 21, 2023
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im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck
person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny
by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023
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Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023
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Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.
Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."
by THELIZARDKING907 December 18, 2023
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im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.
Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)
by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023
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