eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021

hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls

On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing

by Cellucci June 30, 2020

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023