Canada's History

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.

I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.

by thekaji March 18, 2010

Canada's History

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

by Darkanis February 5, 2010

heister

a beer or other malt beverage

Let's go to the bar and drink some ice cold heisters

by G-Unit March 11, 2004

histort

1. the undefinable word, sometimes referred to as the opposite of "fuck," to be used in any form
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012

Histortedly, I cannot histort before historting towards a historted histort.

by emzie1234 January 21, 2017

History teacher

History teacher is someone will BIG BUNDHA, You may look at a history teacher from a long distance with binoculars

UFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA

by ...,,)&;;&&;37?,, November 12, 2020

japanese history

No eye men staring and yelling at each other

Dude those guys are like Japanese history lol.

by carcarjustvibin October 19, 2020

advanced ap history

A class only Alfonso would take to think he is smart.

also applies to advance honors english...

Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.

Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.

by eis_luver October 20, 2008