The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
Get the The Hitler Theoremmug. Responsible for the livelihood and survivability; no matter the genus or specific species of mankind or the animal kingdom, both known and unknown.
by Anonuser1954 March 12, 2021
Get the reverse Hitlermug. Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017
Get the Hitler's excrementmug. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of a man or woman sticking there entire index finger up there own turd cutter covering it with poopy. Dirty Hitler only differs in this aspect you just lightly graze the tip of your finger with whichever kinda butt flem is there. And just lightly graze your spouses upper lip directly in the middle as she sleeps. (The point?) And when she wakes she will scream and yell in a different language do to the amount of vomit falling from her face.
by This is complete billshit February 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Hitlermug. by The blowjobboi May 14, 2024
Get the Hitlermug.