ridgewood high school

A school full of juuling burnouts with the occasional hint of terminal autism. Also full of oblivious teachers who have no idea what the fuck is actually going on. A kid shit in a book at this school for the senior prank, Garbone is strong with this one.

Wow, I thought I've seen autism at its finest, but then I remembered Ridgewood High School is a thing.

by Sinantitties December 7, 2017

walled lake northern high school

a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs

kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram

prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school

“hey why do you smell like weed”
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school”

by whitegurl101 August 26, 2018

Lexington High School

Lexington High School, also known as LHS, is a public high school in historical and overpriced Lexington, Massachusetts. It is known for its oustanding education, but also for the unusual high levels of stress. Some public schools, like UMass, and even some private schools, are easier than LHS. Many students fall into the traps of overburdening themselves with Honor and AP level classes, varsity sports, and all sorts of clubs. Even with all of its amazing awards, their football team sucks. They don't even have homecoming. A lot of the sterotypes are reversed here. The cheerleaders are kinda homely. A lot of the track runners are smart. The nerds don't get shoved into lockers, etc. Except a lot of people make fun of the "tree kids" or the Goths. GSA is very popular, too. And for some reason, a good portion of the student population don't judge the potsmokers, also known as the "corner kids". The school also allows upperclassmen to go off campus, during their "free blocks". Ironically, the people who are taking all honors and AP don't go off campus and instead go to the library. House parties for LHS students can range from casual to all out. Drinking and drugs are sometimes involved too.

While his GPA could be a 4.0 at any other school, Alex's GPA is only a 3.33 at Lexington High School.

by Eisforexcellent October 4, 2010

James M Bennett High School

A Highschool directly in the heart of Salisbury Maryland about a mile from Salisbury University. Most kids who attend are bred to be syrup sippin pill poppin animals that usually say "Fuck school we got a party to go to after this bullshit". Usually every kid ends up into clans of bros that rock visors and do lines of blow off their desks while the teachers arent looking. Then after a good nose stuffing they will leave class 15 minutes early to head out for some eveing drinks at the local bars. Their partys on the weekends leave houses broken and empy since the Salisbury scum always steal shit just to steal. If no one from Bennett is throwing a party over the weekend then there is always the SU party alternitive. Oh and the cops in Salisbury will hand out sitations like peices of gum and take all of your drugs and have a police force soup kitchen(gathering to use drugs) afterwards.

Freshman: "Dude holy shit these James M Bennett High School floors at this school make your bookbag white on the bottom"

Freshman2: "dont rub it off i cant feel my fingers wtf is this shit!"

by karmasutradatbroad123 June 15, 2012

lake howell high school

Lake Howell High School: ist die Scheiße von der Erde look that up

The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.

Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!

Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.

by silverhawk October 20, 2008

oak park high school

A shitty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their dicks wet and sluts that'll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. Nicknamed "Smoke Park", it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring Mary Jane on school grounds. Everything about this place sucks major ass except the potato bowl Tuesday's. God bless them taters.

Oak Park High School is shit at football.

by TittyTittyGangBang June 27, 2017

Western High School

A high school located in Davie, Fl . The school's main building looks trashy and old, even though they waste money by putting TVs in the lunch room; Thinking we would like it, obviously they failed. The whites think they are black. Dip has been used to replace paint on the walls, and it always smells like pot in the bathrooms. Western has a mass population of druggies, crack whores and rednecks.

Western High School sucks.

by lallala smith June 16, 2011