Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009

Public Transportation Hands

The state of a person's hands after riding on public transportation, such as a bus or train, and holding rails or touching seats. Often ends in the use of hand sanitizer.

Don't pick up that sandwich honey! We just got off the bus and you have public transportation hands! Here, use some Purell.

by theLaura February 25, 2011

Catch Some Hands

Get punched

Ur about to catch some hands if you don't stop.

by Urban God121223 June 9, 2018

handscrewer

A person who are handy and screw you over. This is a very common phrase if people who you tell to do a simple job that requires the hand(s) and do not do that job right. (plural for handscrewers)

In the apple store, I need to make a reservation to fix my i-pod because those handscrewers will not let me go into their store without one.

by freehat704 March 27, 2006

handsomecake

A pile of steaming pig manure.

I stepped into a big pile of handsomecake.

by bogsofwar November 19, 2010

hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner

"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary

by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011