handleable

performing better due to an advantage over something else.

in cars, one able to out perform the other due to weight difference; better handling.

by suprafly July 11, 2003

Handrive

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down

When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!

by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008

Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum

"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"

by Hanky Chiefer October 15, 2008

Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.

Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.

by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008

Handnex

This is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. The handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one's sock.

Man, I had a cold last weekend at Bertha's parents' cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. She handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.

by Langebone June 9, 2009