the shat hit the roof

The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.

"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

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hit the curb

Getting drunk, high, faded, or just flat out messed up

Hey man do you wanna hit the curb tonight?

by coldwater1809 May 9, 2010

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i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 19, 2005

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Verb
1. To have sex with or fuck.
2. To take a puff of or otherwise smoke, usually marijuana
3. To Strike with the fist or otherwise incur damage to a subject.

Noun
4. A "unit" of measurement when smoking, usually herb/weed/marijuana
5. A unit of measuring other drug substances

1. "Damn her booty looks ripe, I'd tap that shit all night"
2. *Cough* "Damn let me hit that bong after you dogg"
3. "He said my dick was small so I hit the mother fucker in the jaw"
4. "Holy Crap I was baked off of my ass earlier, I took like fifteen hits of that light green!"
5. "I'm tripping balls man, I just took like four hits of acid"

by WeeD FienD August 25, 2007

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hit the skids

To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.

Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.

The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.

by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

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