A male is usually bi or gay that is obsessed with the Twilight franchise who never admits who he is an addict to Twilight but you can easily tell.
by theaterstarxox March 27, 2009
Get the twi guymug. points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
Get the guy pointsmug. You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011
Get the Vest Guymug. that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020
Get the Turtle Guymug. The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.
by Tiredman1234321 August 6, 2012
Get the Sleepy Guymug. 1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
by not a wise guy September 7, 2006
Get the wise guymug. Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
by Justin The Box November 6, 2007
Get the nice guymug.