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National grab ass day

May 18th. The day everyone grabs ass ready or not.
Yo today is national grab ass day, imma go grab your girlfriends ass man
by SUCKMYDICK6999 June 6, 2018
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National grab ass day

on May 16 its grab ass day, go out and grab ass. go wild
just grab her ass, man, its national grab ass day for christ sake.
by smallcat69 May 16, 2019
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Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.
Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!
by The Hoax November 25, 2021
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The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.
Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.
by Karl Foote November 5, 2005
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himmalayan hard grab

Verb:

The action of ripping of a male's genetials and stapling them to either his or another person's forehead.

Is usually used in a threesome when one member of the threesome is out of the picture. Thus, the left out individual will rip off the male genetalia and staple them to either his or the other member of the party's forehead.
1. Listen to this, Stacy! I was having a threesome with Dale and Lisa last night. They were leaving me out, so I have Dale a himmalayan hard grab and left the remains on Lisa's forehead.

2. He was being such an ass, a himmalayan hard grab was the only way to prove my point.
by AwwwSiiiii June 9, 2009
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Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020
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