Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks
"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum
by ratlab June 18, 2024
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grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.
“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”
by sesal March 18, 2022
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me gusta grande pepionois

is that a fat Baka juicy me gusta grande pepionois Canadian sausage
by guggfyeydye December 02, 2021
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Grand Canyoning

After titfucking a busty girl, cum between her tits unexpectedly and let the cum flow down between her tits.
Her tits represent the scenery, and the flow of cum represent river Colorado.
The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.

Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017
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grand canyoning

when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:

person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 03, 2019
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Frankie Grande Syndrome

A relatively uncommon syndrome in which a brother and sister grow into two distinct people. The sister, or Ariana respectively, successfully climbs the ranks in society and is well praised for all aspects of themself, particularly looks. Meanwhile, the brother, or Franki, develops into a major flop that leads you to wonder where all the good-looking grande genes went.
Why can't William be as successful as Nicole?

Oh. I'm pretty sure he has Frankie Grande Syndrome.
by Simon THE CRAZY March 28, 2022
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Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders
Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh
by gub. August 26, 2023
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