Basic Definition: To annoy you to the point of getting pissed.
Sub Definition: Goat: The goat is a metaphor for your state of peacefulness. When your goat is with you, you are calm and collected. When your goat is stolen, you become angry and upset.
Notes: Getting someone's goat can not be a quick process and must be done by not being directly mean. The best way to get someone's goat is by means of clever annoyance.
Sub Definition: Goat: The goat is a metaphor for your state of peacefulness. When your goat is with you, you are calm and collected. When your goat is stolen, you become angry and upset.
Notes: Getting someone's goat can not be a quick process and must be done by not being directly mean. The best way to get someone's goat is by means of clever annoyance.
SIMPLE USE IN A SENTENCE:
- I'm going to get your goat!
- I got Sam's goat today.
EXAMPLE OF INVALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff: You're a shitty guitar player!
Mark: *pissed*
Jeff was just an asshole. That does not gain Jeff a goat.
Pissing someone off with the intent of pissing them off does not gain you a goat.
EXAMPLE OF VALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff : Hey, how you doing?
Sam: fine, how are you.
Jeff: Good, and you?
Sam: I'm fine.
Jeff: That's good, how are you?
{repeat}
Sam: *pissed*
Jeff just got Sam's goat.
Annoying someone to the point of them getting mad does indeed gain you a goat.
COMMON PHRASES IN REFERENCE TO GOAT GETTING:
Taunts:
"Better keep that goat tied up! I'm gonna get 'em!"
Retorts:
"My goat is encased in a block of cement and buried beneath the earth's crust! He's not going anywhere."
Insults about the security of one's goat:
"Your goat is roaming around free in your front yard with a sign around his neck that says 'FREE GOAT'. I'd barely have to shake a stick, and your goat would come running."
Additional Note:
If the process of goat-getting is taking place in an email conversation, further taunting can be achieved by sending a picture of the newly acquired goat.
- I'm going to get your goat!
- I got Sam's goat today.
EXAMPLE OF INVALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff: You're a shitty guitar player!
Mark: *pissed*
Jeff was just an asshole. That does not gain Jeff a goat.
Pissing someone off with the intent of pissing them off does not gain you a goat.
EXAMPLE OF VALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff : Hey, how you doing?
Sam: fine, how are you.
Jeff: Good, and you?
Sam: I'm fine.
Jeff: That's good, how are you?
{repeat}
Sam: *pissed*
Jeff just got Sam's goat.
Annoying someone to the point of them getting mad does indeed gain you a goat.
COMMON PHRASES IN REFERENCE TO GOAT GETTING:
Taunts:
"Better keep that goat tied up! I'm gonna get 'em!"
Retorts:
"My goat is encased in a block of cement and buried beneath the earth's crust! He's not going anywhere."
Insults about the security of one's goat:
"Your goat is roaming around free in your front yard with a sign around his neck that says 'FREE GOAT'. I'd barely have to shake a stick, and your goat would come running."
Additional Note:
If the process of goat-getting is taking place in an email conversation, further taunting can be achieved by sending a picture of the newly acquired goat.
by TwineTime July 11, 2006
Get the Get Your Goatmug. by Lustful Sail0r August 19, 2009
Get the billy goatmug. A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006
Get the Goat Mouthed Poofmug. A reaction one has when he knows when he or she will eventually get screwed. Or already has been screwed.
Hey how would you like to join us for dinner? I'll pay.
No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.
No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.
by Cellardoor July 16, 2008
Get the goat fuckmug. A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.
by ATON02 December 23, 2004
Get the horny goat weedmug. by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009
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Get the Hairy Goat Ballsmug.