Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Gassy Ole Stank Tail

One who is excessively gassy and continuously emits feces smelling farts.

"Ugh, that ain't dookie, that's just Kevin, he's a gassy ole stank tail!"

by Isabella.Fontain June 15, 2009

glasscock

1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.

B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.

by tr1nity December 7, 2004

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

White Glassing

Whenever you drink Cough Syrup in order to get high and hallucinate.

DylanAlex, Freddy Brutal, and Billie Carol are going to be White Glassing on Delsym later.

by DylanAlex October 19, 2008

gary glasberg

a complete asshole that shouldn't be left in charge of anything

"Man, that TV show has been really shitty lately..."
"Yeah, the producer is SUCH a Gary Glasberg!"

by alliroth September 24, 2014