Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020

sandy fruit basket

When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate

"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"

by Brocky519 November 6, 2020

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.

Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.

by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

I cut fruit

Slang for the act of prostitution

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?

by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016