The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Sara Elizabeth Friedman

The definition of Sara Elizabeth Friedman, is someone who is a lost very NOT independent girl. She is the type of woman who is to go on lots of dates and as she goes on those dates she texts other “dates” at the same time.

Sara Elizabeth Friedman is known as a Peasant.😔

by anonymous April 3, 2023

I am fried

Something someone would say when they are tired and sweaty

Man: Boy I am fried rn I think I need a nap and a shower
Man 2: aren’t you just sweaty and tired!

by Commonblankdahmer April 7, 2023

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Put your fried chicken in my grease

It’s a term to manly used when having sex

You would say ohhh baby put your fried chicken in my grease uhhhhh

by Pusssssssyyyyyyyyyyahhhhh July 19, 2025