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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012
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Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them
Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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Flap it

Flap it- another phrase for saying shut up
Megan why do you always smell?”
“FLAP IT!”
by Kkmuzz January 3, 2018
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“Slip-flap”

The “slip-flap” of Thomas running after the garbage truck echoed in the street.
by Makarios_ January 29, 2023
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dick-flapping

A man having more than one sexual partner while he is married with a family.
Tiger Woods' wife got a huge divorce settlement and she deserved every penny after all of his dick-flapping.
by grill buddy July 7, 2010
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yuh flap

Means that your joke is not funny
Boy:Yuh mouth stink
Girl:Yuh flap
by Classic kenny May 23, 2018
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Flap Getter

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'
by JohnFlaps October 20, 2013
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