mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

Flapped

When you get hit by a wing; combination of the words "flap" and "slapped"

Yeah I got flapped in the face by one of the chickens. One of those goddamn pigeons flapped me as it flew by!

by Origin_of_Librium March 22, 2021

flapping faith

It means to poop

i just flapping faith

by Moneybeeb November 22, 2016

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017

smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 14, 2017

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

Fanny Flapping

The same meaning as Willy Waving but for woman. DM

An expression of showing off.

"Rebecca is fanny flapping about £5k sales this month."

by MarxyD September 22, 2018