spooky finger

When having sex with your partner/random doggy style stick your index finger in her asshole and her reaction will sound a little like a ghost.

ROB: Oh yeah you like that, well what about this (spooky finger goes up)

Random: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

by Rob (fatman) Williams March 1, 2007

findeisen

An extremely eccentric, yet strangely lovable chemistry teacher.

That odd fellow with the strange wit is such a Findeisen.

by Kevin Choi March 2, 2004

Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa

sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia

by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009

Finger Bombing

The art of slipping a finger, or two, for the more experienced persons, inside of a female.
Originally, Finger Bombing was only such when you did so in public, or with a foreign object (preferrable Mexican).
Today, however, you can finger bomb anywhere. In public, private, hell, you could finger bomb a chick at a concert. It's been done.

'Dude, check it! I'm finger bombing this bitch!'

by TheFingerBomber October 21, 2011

Finger

While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!

Fransisco: I invented the art of fingering

by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020

Lady Finger 4

LF4, a Neopets user commonly spotted on the FC (the Fan Clubs, a Neoboard), spiced up the boards by linking a series of userlookups and petpages. Together, LF4 (username: ladyfinger4) and a few other users with strange, numerical usernames, posted all kinds of weird babble on the Neoboards. People rushed to 'decode' it, even interrogating the users at one point. All in all,
the whole thing turned out to be a frickin' hilarious ( and fun) 'hoax'.

Since then, Senders (death threat senders on the boards) have mimicked LF4's techniques (the number-babble the users called "codec" or "code C"). They were...less than successful?

"Lady Finger 4's userlookup was damn creepy..."

by Sundai November 10, 2008

Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

by The.Noof August 3, 2008