Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.

"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."

by anonononimous January 20, 2008

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

Farmvillationship

A relationship between people who don't interact in real life, but who send gifts to and fertilize each others' crops on facebook's farmville application.

Sarah: "Hey Marya, what's up?"
Marya: "Nothing just sending Petra some gifts on farmville"
Sarah : "Wait but I thought you hated her"
Marya: "Yeah..it's just a farmvillationship"

by HappyFarmer December 20, 2009

farmilantation

a clothed ejaculation that occurs with little or no physical provocation; it is a rare phenomenon with only one known occurance

They were juking it real smooth, he later discovered farmilantation had taken place.

by Oscar Gomez June 27, 2008

farmer snort

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005