fail

when you fall you fail

YOU FAILED!

by pps14 June 11, 2016

heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.

I just made a Heimlich maneuver fail

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Failed

You got a bunch of kids murdered Megyn you need to shut the fuck up. "Still hot enough to get it."

Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2025

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

Quiet Failing

Definition: The act of not providing followup warnings or taking any subsequent action after earlier warnings of perceived imminent failure were ignored. At the point of Quiet Failing the actor of Quiet Failing no longer cares as failure approaches and occurs as the actor feels it is not their problem anymore.

Today at work i reached Quiet Failing and my life is better for it.

by Yeahthatis June 14, 2023

Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.

Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.

by Spectre from above April 20, 2010