When two people force their buttholes together after taking laxatives and then aggressively slosh their shits back and forth like some factory
by ButterTrader January 31, 2019
Get the Butter Factory mug.To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).
"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".
by Le Dangle September 18, 2010
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Get the Far Away Factor mug.A rarely used redundancy used in order to put greater emphasis on an evident truth with supporting facts, most commonly used by people with a higher intelligence than others.
I can confirm that the decision-making process is effective, transparent, and based on factual evidence as well as thorough analysis.
Even the most reluctant of us can no longer deny the factual evidence of this alarming fact, announced years ago.
Earth isn't going to last forever, it's factual evidence.
Even the most reluctant of us can no longer deny the factual evidence of this alarming fact, announced years ago.
Earth isn't going to last forever, it's factual evidence.
by Big Brain Time August 17, 2019
Get the Factual Evidence mug.The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
Get the 17 facts about Barnshaw mug.adj. (1) a type of female that causes frustration or negative feelings. (2) root: instead of a person being equivalent to just one wench, (eg. a strumpet), they are equivalent to a whole factory of them. (3) A paramount insult.
by Ben Dover and Her Sister Ilene December 17, 2011
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