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fucking musters

phrase used to express one's exasperation. Commonly uttered during intense bouts of Super Smash Bros Melee after a night of intense partying. Also used when an inability to express one's self arises.
*Ron is playing SSBM and get's spiked EVERY time he approaches the edge of the stage*
Ron: Fucking musters...
Jack: What?
fucking musters by PunkMasterGFunk December 24, 2010

Fucking tense 

I am fucking tense right now because my boss is about to fire me.

Fucking Screener 

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.
Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.
Fucking Screener by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

fucking soft as balls 

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.
Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls
fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013

fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads 

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.
HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

fucking ducker fuck 

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game
Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!