Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

Filthy

Filthy A dirty girl who is easy to sleep with.

Dam i hope you didnt catch a disease from that "filthy"

by mike karate February 24, 2008

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007

a fifth

Not 1750ml. It's 750ml. a 1750ml bottle is usally called a 1.75

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

filter

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

by littlepinklady March 18, 2009

f1lthy

wakeup f1lthy..

"You heard that new f1lthy beat?"

by 1trainn November 8, 2021