first gulp

very first moments after just being born

"knew from your first gulp you was my savin grace. yo momma got my love for poppin you out but jeez you're my lucky star"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005

first dibbs

A variation of dibbs. Dibbs indicates first rights to something and therefore saying "first dibbs" is unecessary and silly. Second dibbs, third, and so on are completely acceptable.

You called first dibbs on the last piece of pie. Well, I am going to take it anyway, because you are dumb and don't know how to use the term dibbs properly.

by Dr. Sunshine March 29, 2009

first gas

Flatulence strategically performed while passing through first-class seating when boarding an airplane.

The rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but I'll be damned if they get to treat me like a second-class citizen on an airplane! That's why I practice first gas. How's that cookie taste now?

by Delta5 January 1, 2012

first wheel

First wheel is the person that is the lonely wheel in the front of a tricycle and the happy couple are represented as the back two wheels. Being the first wheel usually puts you in an uncomfortable position given then fact that you are forced to be around your friend and her/his mate. But remember, a tricycle can't function without the front wheel so the first wheel is a necessary component of the back two tires relationship.

Me: "Gosh Sammy, you are such the first wheel of this tricycle...look at Robby and Natalie that happy couple of tires back their and you're up here in the front such a lonesome tire...the first wheel"

Sammy: "Yea *sighs* it sucks being the first wheel...:("

by oheydidn'tseeyouthere January 27, 2012

ferat

Ferat is a guy from Turkey and who loves Kakashi from Naruto.

Yo, that guys is a total Ferat!

by mark3420 September 14, 2017

Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019