sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014

Rainbow Elephant

Homosexual Republican

Steve Wiles is quite the rainbow elephant, and even did some drag.

by Freckleslavacia November 30, 2014

white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!

I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!

by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016

Grassy elephant

When you eat a bunch of grass then shit it into someone's mouth. They they proceed to eat the poop then shit it back out.

I just gave Melanie a Grassy Elephant and she asked me to do 4 more. That freak bitch.

by Dicklickr9000 June 30, 2016

Reverse elephant

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and then attempt to force your erect penis up her nose.

Holy shit did you hear about bill? He totally tried to reverse elephant Sarah but he tore his foreskin on her nostril... Bet that hurt like hell!

by ColonelNutzdeep December 2, 2016

rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.

Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."

by 469 Productions June 3, 2016

The Elephant

You turn out your pockets whilst leaving your penis hanging out.

Girl: He started doing The Elephant! He turned out his pockets and started waving his penis about like a trunk!

by Hiisi90 February 19, 2017