The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.
"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"
by b1g December 29, 2007
Get the never-ending wipe mug.The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
by anonymous March 1, 2015
Get the Embrace of the Endless Ocean mug.In real life, constantly following around someone begging them to endbust with/for you in a manner of speed and efficiency, It typically takes someone around a week to convince their significant other to endbust with them. The trend of endbusting started with Luke Shadford making his potato shop and then the thought came to him to endbust with Eben.
Luke: Please can we just quickly endbust? please!
Person 2: Fuck off there is no way I'm endbusting you, I'm doing it for Stuart first.
Person 2: Fuck off there is no way I'm endbusting you, I'm doing it for Stuart first.
by David Shadford November 20, 2020
Get the Endbusting mug.When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
by lost in transfusion June 2, 2009
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