Cold Mackin(ed)

The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.

Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.

by Infnt from the 949 December 26, 2020

Ed

Would shag sexy handsome big dick smart fit muscular

You are ed so you are fit

by Noncebonce October 8, 2019

Ed sherran

THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.

Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.

by bigjuciymommy206 November 21, 2021

gop-ed

80's Irish punk slang.
used originally to describe music/musicians
now used to describe something as very pleasing.

ACDC are a gop-ed band.

by everything everything November 1, 2011

Oophaga-ed

A term only Toast and SirSrirachaSauce know..
ELITE

Get oophaga-ed

by SirSriracha March 9, 2021

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020