Dinglefinger

When you are taking a shit and you are about to wipe, but some shit falls off your asshole onto your finger.

"Ew, I just got a dinglefinger, ruined a totally good shit"

by Thisistotallyme December 29, 2025

dingle

To go out somewhere, typically with friends or family, and do random things. In other words, an unplanned trip where you do things spontaneously.

Let's go dingle in NYC.
Can you come out and dingle?

by ohiofobs January 3, 2026

Schibby Dingle

A small shrivled up penis

"eww that guy has a schibby dingle!"

by olygurl1995 April 13, 2010

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

poopy dingleberry

A piece of feces that has become matted in hair on your ass hole.

Come help me tear off this poopy dingleberry, it's stuck!

by Jesticle August 7, 2015

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017