dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

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Dump and Chase

An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.

The Huskies rely on Dump and Chase but fail to perform it correctly

by Rykov February 23, 2009

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hori dump

when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole

dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"

by deluka November 6, 2010

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Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

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Recurring Dump

After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.

This usually happens more than once.

Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."

- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."

by Manbearpig2324 April 2, 2010

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