Fake Drunk Fucker 

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

Fake Drunk Fucker by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

Darragh Drunk 

So drunk you puke on yourself while peeing your pants.

Fanker: "Jonny was Darragh Drunk last night!"
Bigger: "Oh my god, not again! I won't change his diaper this time..."
Fanker: "No worries, I'll take one for the team."

Darragh Drunk by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

crunken drunk 

when you drink so much that you start "crunken" forgetting what happened, what you did, what you saw.

drinking to the point of utter stupidity.

mark: saturday night guys, my place, beer pong, lets get crunken drunk.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.

___

tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.

crunken drunk by jesex cardaboner May 14, 2009

jew drunk 

when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it

yo your jew drunk

jew drunk by the backdoor bandit June 13, 2009

Wedding Drunk 

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.

After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.

Wedding Drunk by Bloozmann January 27, 2010

Tomflynn drunk 

The obscene amount of drunk rarely reached by individuals larger than 120lbs. A seasoned drinker becoming Tomflynn drunk is a seldom seen sight.

"dude i was tottaly TFD last night"
"tottaly 'effin drunk?"
"na bro, i was tomflynn drunk, 20 beers and 8 shots"

Tomflynn drunk by chamoore13 January 28, 2010