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Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.
Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites
wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!
by miracle monkey boy September 2, 2005
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move something dress

short short spandex dress that fits like a glove
the dresses wore in 2 live crew "move something" video
That bitch got on a move something dress
by I'raShaunda February 3, 2007
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1000 island dressing

After a girl cums when she is on her period with a yeast infection.
"I was fuckin this chick last night and when i was finished, her pussy was covered with 1000 island dressing"
by Stina_36 October 14, 2011
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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"
by DieZelBag August 13, 2015
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Dressage

Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!

Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!

Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?

- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.

THE END.
by Turn&BurnBaby. December 5, 2011
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