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Jersey Driver

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.
You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.
by The South Jersey Bitch November 11, 2008
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Pile Drive

1.You are punched millions of times until your body parts are literally fallen off and you are 7/8 dead.
2.You are having extremely hardcore sex.
3.A bulldozer is driving up stuff on the ground.
1."that guy was pile drived"
2."he piled drived her in bed"
3."that bulldozer was pile driving the trees on the ground"
by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009
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Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!
by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009
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liesl driver

helluva looker, nice long legs, a little bit of a stoner but that aight
by tru G June 10, 2003
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drive around

To go smoke some pot, while driving around. This is performed in situations where it isn't acceptable to smoke weed inside. This is applicable in situations where there is no important destination except to leave and smoke pot discreetly, as in not inside any building. Common: at home (to avoid family), around friends (who don't like that you smoke, or who want to mooch off your weed), or if you are working a job that isn't serious.
You're working somewhere (not that serious of job) and you have a co-worker friend, or a friend stops by, and they smoke the ganja. "Wanna go drive around?"
You live at home with your parents and you want to go smoke by yourself, or much preferably, with a friend. "I'm going to go drive around," you tell your parents, and it really is true. They just don't know you are going to hot-box the ride.

Any situation where smoking the herb must be done discreetly (as in most situations) so no other parties know. As long as you don't smell of it, hopefully; in most observed cases.
by 'Fro May 24, 2008
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Drivesturbate

"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"

"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
by SoIHear October 15, 2008
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