by bonnie52 January 2, 2009
Get the DePietro mug.n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
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(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.
"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009
Get the Depressed-Messed mug.When your friend is depressed and wants to be left alone, shunning society to go curl up in his/her emo corner.
I heard Kate broke up with her boyfriend, so I tried to call her to hang out, but she didn't pick up. I hate getting depresshunned.
"Cameron told me to go away. I wonder if he's mad at me."
"Nahh, he's probably just depresshunning you. It happens to the best of us."
"Cameron told me to go away. I wonder if he's mad at me."
"Nahh, he's probably just depresshunning you. It happens to the best of us."
by ElzBells January 17, 2010
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For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
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