Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

depression

If you have depression, you must be cool.

Clara: do you have depression?
Olivia: yeah I listen to Billie Eilish

by depressionequalscool September 24, 2019

Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

depression

the feeling you get when playing minecraft and your girlfriend spawns in another guys house.

son :I have depression. mom: why. son: look at the screen mom: oh

by thetyperboi December 9, 2019

Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019