your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
by cockandballhandjobs October 5, 2022
Get the Demon Daddymug. by cymbie December 31, 2008
Get the demon screamin'mug. When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019
Get the upholstery demonmug. Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
Get the Salt demonsmug. Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
by foolish--1 May 16, 2018
Get the Demonic bowelmug. The creator of EX and EX:TNC
by Lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD September 12, 2022
Get the Demonicalmug. Crafty; clever; able to deceive with much skill;
Skillful at various crafts; able to thrive in difficult situations; lover of pleasures; whore and adulterer; baddie and blow pop; nickname Babylon; able to make someone's toes curl or enter the mind of others via pleasure, excitement and/or any human feeling, thought, behaviour or emotion
Skillful at various crafts; able to thrive in difficult situations; lover of pleasures; whore and adulterer; baddie and blow pop; nickname Babylon; able to make someone's toes curl or enter the mind of others via pleasure, excitement and/or any human feeling, thought, behaviour or emotion
She's demonic because she made my man's toes curl; she a demon for real!
They can be demonic when they do not get their way.
Look how wild and crazy they are acting; that's demonic.
She demonic; a blow pop and a baddie!
My girl made my toes curl and all my boys toes curl; she's demonic for sure!
Look how she strokes that dick; that's demonic!
Our colleagues are very demonic; they are always thinking of some clever way to circumvent the policies.
They can be demonic when they do not get their way.
Look how wild and crazy they are acting; that's demonic.
She demonic; a blow pop and a baddie!
My girl made my toes curl and all my boys toes curl; she's demonic for sure!
Look how she strokes that dick; that's demonic!
Our colleagues are very demonic; they are always thinking of some clever way to circumvent the policies.
by Mouth Speaking Great Things April 19, 2024
Get the Demonicmug.