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David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.
Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!
by Sah Zen July 13, 2006
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David Copperfield

Probably one of the greatest illusionists in history. Copperfield has grossed over $1 billion throughout his lifetime.

Copperfield was accused of sexual assault in 2007 by a Seattleite. People from Seattle are often rude so this came as no surprise.

Copperfield is an avid Twitterer and will respond to his followers once in a while, resulting in extreme euphoria followed by periods of hate for the successful magician.

Copperfield often engages in heated discussions with other well-know illusionists such as David Blaine and Criss Angel
David Copperfield is very well-known amongst certain online forums.
by DisappearingActs94 October 31, 2011
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Dirty David

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.
I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.
by Trx791 August 20, 2019
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David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him
-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
by resume December 28, 2005
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dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl
Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will
by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017
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david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.
Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!
by Arahovas July 6, 2006
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david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.
That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.
by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006
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