DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!

by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

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Suck it dave

Typically used as a triumphant call when you out fish everyone else on the lake

Chris yelled "suck it dave" as he again caught the most and largest fish of any others, especially Dave.

by Hidinbiden May 24, 2021

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Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .

Dave Maurice made my day.
I love Dave Maurice.

by Thegoofyman May 29, 2021

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Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see

wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!

by Estefanya April 22, 2021

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Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

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Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

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