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Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."
by BURR!2 May 13, 2011
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Man Up Cream

A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....
by a tru LAD August 12, 2011
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curry cream pie

"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"
by Maltese Hanson April 26, 2008
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ice cream

A game you play with your friends wherein a person makes a fist to represent the cone and places the fist under a persons chin in an unexpected manner especially when the person is talking or is in another conversation, causing the surprised person to hesitate and awkwardly feeling comfort.
Christian: "I came from the hospital today and i found out i bruised my rib...ouch"
Giselle: "No way!!..how did that happen?"
(Giselle secretly makes a fist)
Christian: "Well i was playinnuummphh..."
(Christian is then unexpectedly interrupted with a fist under his chin hindering him from continuing to talk)
Giselle: "Ice Cream!!!!"
(Awkward silence...Christian is pissed off that he was interrupted but at the same time hesitant to move because the fist under his chin feels so comfortable)
by Christian/Giselle April 24, 2007
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cream

crack cociane
I gotta get some more cream and bubble up.
by deez nutz May 3, 2003
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Banana ice cream

this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)
"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"
by Steven Salazar 3rd February 9, 2005
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